Thursday, December 18th Message to America: Get Off His Ass Already!
Not yet President Obama has been President now for about negative 33 days and people are all already up in his mug about a bunch of complete bullpoop. I mean people are actually and genuinely outraged at Obama for:
1. Not having enough Southerners in his cabinet. My response: Really? Is that your nitpick? Southerners? Are the Southerners feeling like they're being discriminated against by the black guy? Really? And haven't Southerners controlled the country more or less since like 1976? Get over yourselves (hey wait, I'm a Southerner. I have to get over myself).
2. His kids going to a private school My response: Really? You care that much about his kids? Or do you feel like the self-made, son of a single mom who worked his way through school working hard for everything he ever got is an elitist? Either way, you're an idiot.
3. He HAS to get his Puppy from a Shelter My response: Really? You're thinking about what dog he's going to get? Why not be more worried about the fact he needs more Southerners in his cabinet. At least then i'd believe you have a brain in your head.
4. He has to be more open about the Gov of Illionois Scandel: My response: Really? He has to be more open about the thing he's not at all implicated in or had anything to do with? Didn't the Gov call Obama an MF'er for not playing ball? Stop being an idiot.
5. Having a pastor at his inauguration that is against abortion and gay marriage. My response: Really? How many pastors do you know that are down with abortion and gay marriage and aren't associated with the Church of the Green Hippie Crystal? None. I guess you're mad that he has a pastor at his inauguration. Get over it.
I don't think you can overstate how badly the last administration has left the state of affairs. Give Obama some time and maybe he can stop everyone in America from losing their job and the country getting purchased in a fire sale by some prince in Dubai. Get off his ass about the other stuff.
On Monday, December 22nd, Ben said:
I agree completely, it seems people, including the press, have a hard time grasping the concept that he is not president yet. Apparently, leaders of foreign countries are calling the WHite House asking to speak with Obama, assuming he has moved in already.
On Monday, December 22nd, Jon said:
Church of the Green Hippie Crystal? I think my parents were members there back in the '70s.