Drum roll...
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the dumbest person in the history of the world

In fact this man is so dumb, he has not only turned me off to the Democratic party forever, but to the entire democratic process. An electorate that would elect LITERALLY the dumbest man in the history of the world to office finally proves that this system is not only the worst form of government but also WORSE than all the alternatives.

Here is the email i sent him:
Cock fighting huh?
I get on my knees every night and thank God that I do not live in Oklahoma. Thanks for the reminder as to why.

Gratefully Yours,
Adam Burke

Just in from this week's guest writer...

Looks like someone was looking to make a bold move in her first week on the job. But really? (read this)

If parents don't want "their young children exposed to the lifestyles" in this show, then I feel sorry for them. To achieve this they'll be locked inside the house with their kids for every one of their hormone-raging teen years. God forbid a child see something on TV that they'll most likely see in any public place they visit.

How can the Department of Education be against representing reality to the nation's students? Isn't education about instilling knowledge and truth? I guess it's also about instilling values. Oh, I forgot.....that's the problem. We have new values now.

Ok everyone please pay attention to what I am about to say, because there is not one politician/official who seems to get it:

IT SNOWS IN RALEIGH! Now, I know what you're thinking. "No it doesn't". AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yes it does. And when it does snow (notice I didn't say 'if it snows') you need to put salt on the roads. You see, this increases the temperature of the snow/ice thereby turning it to water. Water is not slippery, ice and snow is. So the next time we get 2 or 3 centimeters of snow, it will not completely shut down the city. Thank ya.

I can't imagine a human being in touch with the same reality as me being surprised by this. Hey kids, if you are 18-24, hope you get a good number. The thing Bush said he wasn't going to do, he will (and incidentally the thing he said he would do, he now wont do). You see, because he has values. Comments?

Remember September 11th, 2001? What if I told you that more than two years later, most Americans still believed that Iraq was responsible for that attack? What if I told you that just this WEEK, the U.S. has admitted that there are no WMD in Iraq (nor was there at the beginning of the war)? Well, if i told you these things and you are some shmoe here in the states, you would probably throw your hands in the air and shrug it off.

But if you were a soldier right now in downtown Bagdhad, you would probably be thinking something else now wouldn't you? Oh, and in an ironic twist, the President this week outlined for the first time his mistakes from the first term. Challenging the insurgents to 'Bring it on' and telling people he wanted Bin Laden 'Dead or Alive'. I think Dan Bartlett, Counselor to the President put it best when he said, "I think the President, later, has realized that his words mean something." Not mentioned in his list was allowing a massive attack on the country, using the attack wrongly to justify an invasion of another country, and almost dying while eatting a pretzal. Can someone please write a story about the declining educational system in America and how it affects people's voting choices?

Breaking news from our government. In order to lose weight, count calories and exercise.

The Dept of Health and Human Resources announced this radical new idea today. That's right, the government is on the case of obesity. What's worse is that us idiots pay for these reports.

Anyway, a SHOUT OUT to Greg (G) for pointing out a Gnawfish color issue. Greg, the problem has been fixed I think. Let me know if it works.

So enough with crappy posts, let's talk about something other than this website. So you may remember last week when a library in Mississippi banned the new John Stewart book. It was just announced that, due to public pressure, the library reversed its decision...
(btw '...' means click on more to see more)

i think i am just about all done with the new version. i will probably be adding some additional products in the store section as well as some new and interesting characters in the gcolor section.

have a look around and let me know what you think!

So Gnawfish #3 is getting there. Just added back the polls with some checking to see if you are cheating (and yes, i am very impressed that you can probably find a way around it). I may have to add IP address/subnet to it and then we'll see who's cool.

Really not a ton left to do. You may notice that the bottom of certain blog pages look messed up. Its a bug in greymatter. may tackle that if i ever have a spare afternoon. Man, I'm starting to bore myself. later.

Happy New Year. No interesting posts yet. Still knee deep in development. Will be for several weeks probably. Kind of curious what is going to happen to the calendar at the left. Flip over to new month? hmm.