Two things are weighing heavy on my mind on this day:
First, Lindsay Lohan is a rock star. I JUST READ the press release about her successful stint at rehab, her alcohol monitoring equipment, and how she is co-operating with police regarding her (now first) DUI. Then I hear some cockamamie story about drunken driving, coke, and trying to kill personal assistants. Side note: wonder if it’s the same Lohan handler that stated "She's doing great. Lindsay is working hard on her sobriety and we are all supporting her" (from previous article). But never fear because she's innocent! At least that is what she told Billy Bush via a totally incomprehensible email.
Second, my idol and favorite man-crush Bear Grylls has been accused of misrepresenting his exploits from the hit TV show Man Vs Wild. The most damning of the charges being that he occassionaly stayed in hotels (instead of the woods) and did not really build his raft he floated on in the ocean. Now the hotel thing needs to be explained, but I never believed for one second he built an ocean raft (and sail) in a matter of a couple of hours at night. What makes the show cool is WHAT he teaches you and HOW he teaches you. During that same raft episode, he was telling the audience to go for a dip in the ocean to keep morale up and stay cool. When he dove in the guy literally dove (accidentally) on a tiger shark. It's still my favorite TV momment of all time. Anyway, anyone willing to drink his own pee and drink elephant dung can never be called a fraud.
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