So I came across this little gem of an article. It has the best first sentence of any article ever:
"A major Omaha road may be shut down this weekend by Nazis."
Your first thought is of course, "Oh my God, it's 1943 and the Nazi's have invaded Nebraska". You glance at your wall and fail to find your Betty Grable poster hanging so you snap back to reality. You realize the reporter must have meant Neo-Nazi's are shutting down the roads (unless there are a couple of very old and very confused German soldiers wondering around our nation's heartland). Apparently the Neo-Nazi's are protesting illegal immigrants or some such thing.
BTW, I always find that it is easiest to know where I fall on any particular issue by consulting the website of the American National Socialist Movement and doing the exact opposite. Usually I can just replace 'DEMAND' with 'DENY' and that does the trick.
In case you are curious, my favorite Neo-Nazi demand:
"The abolition of incomes unearned by work The breaking of interest slavery."
Yep, they're against accruing interest.
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