Is there a cow shortage that I'm not aware of? Why is the government allowing (and who the heck is 'producing') cloned cattle for meat and milk? Isn't sexual reproduction working out just fine for the cows? Do they refuse to mate? Why the drastic measure of introducing asexual reproduction into the mix?

The only reason I can think of is that there is only one cow left in the world and we need to ensure our American (read that Beefy) way of life.

Also, if the government is so worried about free trade, why limit the information as to which cows are clones and which ones are not? It's almost as if the government is not really for free trade (which benefits businesses and consumers) but rather only for big business. And isn't cloning morally wrong and abhorent to God? Where are the fundamentalists when you need them?

Incidentally, they've been cloning fruits for years. Thought the bananas you bought last week looked familiar? They were.

In the single dumbest moment in journalistic history, Time Magazine announced its annual 'Person of the Year'. And guess what? It's you! WTF?

Look, I know you. You're not that cool. What the hell have you ever done anyway? Surf the web? Get over yourself.

The obvious choice (in my opinion) is the Iranian President. U.S. policy has almost single-handedly thrust the Shiite sect of Islam (read that as Iran) onto the world stage in a way that it never was before. Sure, they've always been a pain the butt (hostages, hijackings, terrorism, etc). But now, Iran is in the doorway of controlling the Middle East (or at the very least thrusting upon the Middle East a nuclear arms race pitting Shiite Muslims versus Sunni Muslims). And we thought we had an energy crisis before? In the future, we'll shoot our neighbor in the back just for the opportunity to stand in line for $4/gallon gas.

This guy got his BA from Columbia, JD from Harvard, was president of the Harvard Law Review, taught law at the University of Chicago and, as everyone now knows, is a total rock star!

But has anyone else noticed that the guy's first name rhymes with Iraq, his last name rhymes with Osama and that his middle name is Hussein? It seems the only thing linking Al Qaeda to Iraq is Barack Obama's name!