"What am I in jail for? Oh, I violated the 13th Amendment. You?"

This guy is always wrong, isn't he?

Given his track record, don't you have to begin to completely disregard every single thing he says? It's like taking advice on how to win a football game from the Miami Dolphins.

Is there predictability to his wrongness? That is, can we predict future events based on looking to the opposite of what he says?

He should take a page out of George Costanza's book and just say and do the opposite of what he was going to say or do.