Don't Mess with the DDA! MO FO SUCKA!
The Damn Dirty Apes™ or DDA as they are known are perhaps the greatest fighting squad in the history of video game combat.
Like a knight is known as 'Sir', each member is branded with the prized clan insignia [DDA] before their name. Each member has his strength, but all look to their leader, gnawfish, for guidance and direction. Here is the current roster:
1.
[DDA]burnt_hombre: burnt_hombre is a myth. A fictional being with powers beyond imagination. Christened with a handle so geeky, most geeks do not even recognize it. The expectations are high because THE POWER is with this one. God be with you in your quest for your destiny you warrior monk of apes. God be with you.
2.
[DDA]spaniard: When God created man, he instilled in man the ability to kick major ass in a video game. Being more or less a real human man, spaniard is also endowed with this ability. The spaniard probably thinks about one day being as great as gnawfish. Until that day, he will try not to get in the way of their fearless leader.
3. [DDA]david_puddy: david_puddy, who goes by other names as well, is a warrior's warrior. Deadly accurate with a sniper rifle and as spree as a chimp with a medic pack. When you need backup for shooting women and children in the back, david_puddy is your man. For most of the heavy lifting, you want gnawfish to handle it.
4. [DDA]gnawfish: What can one say about perfect perfection? What can one compare the incomparable to? Think about the greatest thing ever, and then double it and you are half way there. Ladies and gentlemen, gnawfish. |
